Isnin Datang Lagi

Selamat pagi Isnin u ols :)) Monyok nau muka tu, kasi senyum sikit laaa. Esok cuti kan? kan?

Aloloh comel dak panda ni posing gitu. Tengok, u ols buat muka ketat sampai menakutkan makhluk Allah sekor ni. Kesian beliau :p Oleh kerana itu, meh baca 20 pepatah hampeh untuk gelak sikit-sikit buat modal ambik mood pagi senin yang berbahagia ini. Cekidout:

20 Funny Monday Morning One-liners To Cheer Up You and Your Colleagues

1. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

2. A day without sunshine is like..., night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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6. 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

8. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

9. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

10. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

11. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

12. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

13. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

14. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

15. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

16. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

17. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

18. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

20. Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Sumber: guy-sports.com

Aku tengok kat notis public holiday company tapi tak nampak pulak cuti Awal Muharram neh. Kemungkinan besau aku tak cuti esok. Tetiba aku pulak yang nak menyinga sekarang. Adess!

..............*spechless*